{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
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