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John James Walker FRS (1825–1900) was an English mathematician. He was the president of the London Mathematical Society from 1888 to 1890.
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Gaston Bullock Means was an American private detective, salesman, bootlegger, forger, swindler, murder suspect, blackmailer, and con artist.
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William Harold Cunningham is an American former prosecutor and former Justice of the Kentucky Supreme Court. He was elected to the court in November 2006 to represent the first Appellate District. He announced he would retire in early 2019.
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